Here’s some fictional quotes from directors based on their work(if you can come up with some others, I’m sure it would be a lot of fun):
Peter Jackson:
“We need more chemistry between Sam and Frodo!”
Martin Scorsese:
“A biography of Martin Luther King you say.I’ve got the perfect actor in mind.Call DiCaprio for me!”
Terence Malick:
“Dialogue?We don’t need dialogue, just get me a long shot of scenery, and we’ll throw in some long close-ups too.”
David Cronenberg:
“It’s still not weird enough!And we need to throw in more underlayers of sexuality.”
Pedro Almodovar(Spanish accent implied):
“Women, women, women!We need more women characters in the script, before I can say yes!”
Quentin Tarantino:
“Now what ’70s song would go well with disemboweling?”
Wes Anderson:
“I’m not doing anything until I know Owen Wilson is available”
George Lucas:
“We need more SFX, I don’t care about the budget, fire one of the writers if you have to.”
Tony Scott:
“Did I edit it enough?Are you sure?I could go for more rapid change of shots and make it even slicker.”
M.Night Shyamalan
“Are you ready for this?And the killer turns out to be a 3 legged dog with psychic powers!”
Michael Bay:
“Yeah, I’m not sure that car explosion was sufficient, can we also get a helicopter to blow up at the same time?”
George A. Romero:
“So I’ve got a script.It’s a satire of today’s political world, full of social commentary.Oh, and it has zombies also.”
Kenneth Branagh:
“Do you have any more Shakespeare scripts for me?”
Guillermo del Torro:
“I understand it’s an Sci-Fi but can we place it in 1930s Spain?”
Posted on June 22nd, 2008 by MrWiseguy
Filed under: Movies
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