Like the 1963 movie’s title states, it’s a mad mad mad mad world.Twisted, some might call
it, and maybe they’re right.Let’s analyze it(prepare to be insulted):
-The magazines’ first pages are dominated not by political or social events, but by the
latest news from our favorite stars’ lives;for example, the exaggerated interest shown to
the hundred million dollar twig(that’s what she looks like to me anyway), also known as
Paris Hilton(not that the whole “we like her, we don’t like her” attitude is not
interesting, concerning the blonde whose homemade adult movies have been more popular than Pamela Anderson’s)
-if you mention a movie whose title includes the word “Bambi” to a guy, his first thought
might just be that of an adult movie
-Arnold Schwarzenegger is still the governor of California(I do imagine some of the writers
of the screenplay for “Judge Dredd” had heart attacks seeing how close their prediction of
Arnold’s political career was), not that the ex-megastar isn’t capable of oing his duties,
after all he did manage to snag a Kennedy;we eagerly await Vin Diesel in the Senate and The
Rock(excuse me, Dwayne Johnson) as the vice-president
-The current James Bond is James Blond;who would’ve expected that?I predict Black, James
Black soon to follow
-Movies are out of control;last year’s “Evan Almighty” had a budget of almost 200 million
dollars;Yes 200 million for a comedy.Apparently humor is costly, they’re already pondering
a tax on jokes
-Say goodbye to books, Wikipedia offers a much more centralized information database than
you could find in any library
“Wikipedia is a Massively Multiplayer Online Editing Game played by experts in redundancy,
skepticism, pseudoscience, hyperlinking, reverting articles, demanding reliable sources,
redundancy, verification, redundancy, identifying original research (which is often quickly
denounced in the article talk pages), and initiating subtle flamewars over what is
encyclopaedic.”
-Women have been emancipated(ok, what follows might be a bit chauvinistic, but bare with
me), yet they continue to use their physique to achieve their goals;men would consider
breast implants but fear the homosexual attraction that it might lead to
-George W.Bush, a.k.a. George “Why on Earth act intelligent?” Bush is(not for long) the
president of the most powerful nation in the world;soon to be followed by Barack “Hussein’s
my name, don’t wear it out” Obama or John “Send more troops!” McCain.
-Hollywood stars have huge salaries;estimates show that Will Smith’s next salary will be enough to feed a whole African nation for a year, though the star has reported he will be using the money to buy Disneyland for his kids
-Not only the U.S. has questionable leaders;the French president was drunk under the table last year by the Russian president.Putin has apologized, admitting he did not know Sarkozy was a light weight, therefor he was wrong to bring vodka to the meeting
-The electric car, you know, the one that does not pollute the environment, is perfectly functional, yet the project has been terminated by the same company that started it, because it’s less costly to pollute.Rumors of alternative energy, far more capable than the petrol based one, have been buried by oil magnates .The latter still wake up every day looking themselves in the mirror and lying to themselves that the analists and scientists have no idea what they’re saying going on and on about non-renewable resources
-Sports are being dominated by coloured athletes;caucasians have apologized, stating that they are intimidated by the size of certain organs belonging to their counterparts
-The most powerful countries rally around the concept of disarming while developing new and new weapons.The US have announced the existence of an anti-anti-shield-missile missile;Russia is still at work on their anti-anti-anti-shield-missile missile
-Women are no longer just a group from which to choose our trophy wives, yet pagents like Miss World haven’t noticed, every competition not related to physique being mostly a joke.BREAKING NEWS:a contestant has dared wish for something other than world peace!
-Two thirds of the U.S.’s population suffers from obesity;Americans blame fast-food: “If they stopped making food, we’d stop eating it!”.Latest reports estimate the average weight of an American
to 4.5 Somalians
Posted on June 20th, 2008 by MrWiseguy
Filed under: World
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